Wednesday, May 12, 2010

You Know You're a Runner if...

10. You count calories to make sure your getting ENOUGH
9. You memorize the distance of each city block down to 1/10 mile
8. You own a dozen pair of training shoes with slightly different purposes
7. You eat the same exact dinner every Thursday night
6. The word "pronator" is in your vocabulary
5. You stockpile identical pairs of your favorite shoes
4. Your closet smells like a sweaty locker room
3. The peas in your freezer are a year old and have been used a few dozen times
2. You have 10 fingernails and less than 10 toenails
1. You ask your massage therapist for a glutes rub without so much as a blush

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